(Source: timseriladashmimeni)

so when you get married whose url do you take

(Source: doyoureallyevenhaveaclue)

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love

catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

(Source: tentoo)

(Source: tiffy2424)

(Source: hanniballecters)

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

_{british men who ruined my life → 8/50 photos of hugh dancy}

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

(Source: circumcisions)

Mads + sun glasses + cigarette = PORN

(Source: sugardaddystoph)

starkassembled:

karmatrix:

princess-joseph:

supermerwholockstuck:

Omg it wasn’t ppl :D

now that is true love, when Hannibal doesn’t feed Will people.

I’m sure he could understand our wariness. EVERYTHING else has that secret ingredient…

 Except the soup.

Actual Chicken Soup. Whoa, progress.

abbigshmail:

curryuku:

notmarzipan:

unamusedblackgirl:

littlegee:

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

iamretrokid:

dishonor-onurcow:

celestual-healing:

This is the funniest natural hair video I have ever seen in my life. There are so many twists and turns. I never knew what this girl was going to say or do. Oh my god. 

A+++

LMAFOOOOOOOOSDGBNCVXN,BCXZ VNMDFNDSBV 

*tears

my cheeks hurt

For the sisters out there

*crying*

Can she be my friend

dying

(Source: celesteual-healing)

the-absolute-best-posts:

vickycrossing:

Fuck off Olivia